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I left my job at a shoe disposal plant. It was sole destroying.

What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles? No cake for me… I’m stuffed!

What was the name of the first Electricity Detective? Sherlock Ohms.

If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a month-long quarantine, you probably should've seen a doctor long before...

I have some Hanukkah gelt in my pocket, want to help me find it?