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Why do ghosts love elevators? Because it lifts their spirits.

How did Ebenezer Scrooge win the football game? The ghost of Christmas passed!

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!

I’d tell you a chemistry joke, but I probably won’t get a reaction.

A word of wisdom for you on your birthday: Smile while you’ve still got teeth! Happy Birthday!