Why was the…

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance, due to the fact that he...

What’s the difference between a rabbit and a grape? They’re both purple, except the rabbit isn’t.

I got a parrot, but it couldn’t say “I’m hungry,” so it died.

Alzheimer’s can’t be that bad. You get to meet new people every day.

Kiss me if I’m wrong but, dinosaurs still exist, right?