Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Pecan…

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Hey, don't cry!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Yacht. Yacht who? Yacht to know me by now!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Amish. Amish who? Really? You don't look like a shoe.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Hike. Hike who? I didn't know you liked Japanese poetry!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Honeydew Honeydew who? Honeydew you want to hear some garden jokes?