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When a statistician passes the airport security check, they discover a bomb in his bag. He explains. "Statistics shows that...

Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school? Because she sprained her angle.

Why do atheists have trouble with exponents? They don’t believe in higher powers!

Why is math considered to be codependent? It relies on others to solve its problems.

Asked if he believes in one God, a mathematician answered: " Yes, up to isomorphism."