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Witz aus der Kategorie Math Jokes: Why is 69 so scared of 70? Because once they fought, and 71.
Why is 69 so scared of 70? Because once they fought, and 71.
Witz aus der Kategorie Math Jokes: Algebra can make you a better dancer. Do you know why? Because you can use an algo-rhythm.
Algebra can make you a better dancer. Do you know why? Because you can use an algo-rhythm.
Witz aus der Kategorie Math Jokes: Which tool is best for math? The multi-pliers.
Which tool is best for math? The multi-pliers.
Witz aus der Kategorie Math Jokes: Why is statistics never anyone’s favorite subject? It’s just average.
Why is statistics never anyone’s favorite subject? It’s just average.
Witz aus der Kategorie Math Jokes: When a statistician passes the airport security check, they discover a bomb in his bag. He explains. "Statistics shows that...
When a statistician passes the airport security check, they discover a bomb in his bag. He explains. „Statistics shows that the probability of a bomb being on an airplane is 1/1000. However, the chance that there are two bombs at one plane is 1/1000000. So, I am much safer…“
Witz aus der Kategorie Math Jokes: What does the "B" in Benoit B Mandelbrot stand for? Benoit B Mandelbrot
What does the „B“ in Benoit B Mandelbrot stand for? Benoit B Mandelbrot
Witz aus der Kategorie Math Jokes: A mathematician decides he wants to learn more about practical problems. He sees a seminar with a nice title: "The...
A mathematician decides he wants to learn more about practical problems. He sees a seminar with a nice title: „The Theory of Gears.“ So he goes. The speaker stands up and begins, „The theory of gears with a real number of teeth is well known …“
Witz aus der Kategorie Math Jokes: What is hallucinogenic and exists for every group with order divisible by p^k? A psilocybin p-subgroup
What is hallucinogenic and exists for every group with order divisible by p^k? A psilocybin p-subgroup
Witz aus der Kategorie Math Jokes: Surgeon: Nurse, I have so many patients. Who do I work on first? Nurse: Simple, follow the order of operations.
Surgeon: Nurse, I have so many patients. Who do I work on first? Nurse: Simple, follow the order of operations.
Witz aus der Kategorie Math Jokes: I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he must be plotting something.
I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he must be plotting something.
Witz aus der Kategorie Math Jokes: What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they get, the more spaced out they get.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they get, the more spaced out they get.
Witz aus der Kategorie Math Jokes: Mathematician: πr2(Pi r squared). Baker: No! Pies are round and cakes are square!
Mathematician: πr2(Pi r squared). Baker: No! Pies are round and cakes are square!
Witz aus der Kategorie Math Jokes: What tool is best suited for math? Multi-pliers.
What tool is best suited for math? Multi-pliers.
Witz aus der Kategorie Math Jokes: What is a math teacher’s favorite sum? Summer.
What is a math teacher’s favorite sum? Summer.
Witz aus der Kategorie Math Jokes: What tastes like oranges and is differentiable in the whole complex plane? A clementire
What tastes like oranges and is differentiable in the whole complex plane? A clementire
Witz aus der Kategorie Math Jokes: How do we know the fractions, x/c, y/c, and z/c, are all in Europe? They’re all over c’s!
How do we know the fractions, x/c, y/c, and z/c, are all in Europe? They’re all over c’s!
Witz aus der Kategorie Math Jokes: The sheepdog said “Yeah, but I rounded them up!”
The sheepdog said “Yeah, but I rounded them up!”
Witz aus der Kategorie Math Jokes: Why is math considered to be codependent? It relies on others to solve its problems.
Why is math considered to be codependent? It relies on others to solve its problems.
Witz aus der Kategorie Math Jokes: Why did Emil Artin's necklace keep falling off? It had a descending chain condition.
Why did Emil Artin’s necklace keep falling off? It had a descending chain condition.
Witz aus der Kategorie Math Jokes: What is yellow and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice? Zorn's lemmon.
What is yellow and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice? Zorn’s lemmon.