How do you…

What do pirates wear when it gets really cold? Long Johns.

What do you call a pirate who steals from the rich and gives to the poor? Robin Hook

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they can spend years at C.

What does the pirate say when his leg gets stuck in the freezer? Shiver me timbers!

What do you call a pirate who likes to skip school? Captain Hooky!