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Witz aus der Kategorie Pirate Jokes: What do pirates wear when it gets really cold? Long Johns.
What do pirates wear when it gets really cold? Long Johns.
Witz aus der Kategorie Pirate Jokes: What does the pirate say when his leg gets stuck in the freezer? Shiver me timbers!
What does the pirate say when his leg gets stuck in the freezer? Shiver me timbers!
Witz aus der Kategorie Pirate Jokes: What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
Witz aus der Kategorie Pirate Jokes: What type of haircut does a pirate get? A crew cut!
What type of haircut does a pirate get? A crew cut!
Witz aus der Kategorie Pirate Jokes: What’s a pirates favourite fish dish? Pieces of skate!
What’s a pirates favourite fish dish? Pieces of skate!
Witz aus der Kategorie Pirate Jokes: What does a dyslexic pirate say? RRRRRRA!
What does a dyslexic pirate say? RRRRRRA!
Witz aus der Kategorie Pirate Jokes: Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank? Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.
Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank? Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.
Witz aus der Kategorie Pirate Jokes: What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of food? BARRRR-B-Q!
What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of food? BARRRR-B-Q!
Witz aus der Kategorie Pirate Jokes: Why did two pirates get into an argument? Because they couldn't see aye to aye!
Why did two pirates get into an argument? Because they couldn’t see aye to aye!
Witz aus der Kategorie Pirate Jokes: What’s a pirates favorite part of a song? The hook!
What’s a pirates favorite part of a song? The hook!
Witz aus der Kategorie Pirate Jokes: How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook? An arm and a leg.
How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook? An arm and a leg.
Witz aus der Kategorie Pirate Jokes: What do you call a stupid pirate? The pillage idiot
What do you call a stupid pirate? The pillage idiot
Witz aus der Kategorie Pirate Jokes: What's a parrot's favourite game? Hide and speak!
What’s a parrot’s favourite game? Hide and speak!
Witz aus der Kategorie Pirate Jokes: What does pirate Santa say? Row row row!
What does pirate Santa say? Row row row!
Witz aus der Kategorie Pirate Jokes: What’s a pirates favourite type of music? Rum & Bass!
What’s a pirates favourite type of music? Rum & Bass!
Witz aus der Kategorie Pirate Jokes: Where do pirates keep their valuables? In a jarrrrr
Where do pirates keep their valuables? In a jarrrrr
Witz aus der Kategorie Pirate Jokes: Why are pirates so good at singing? Because they can hit the high C's!
Why are pirates so good at singing? Because they can hit the high C’s!
Witz aus der Kategorie Pirate Jokes: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they can spend years at C.
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they can spend years at C.
Witz aus der Kategorie Pirate Jokes: What do you call a pirate with both eyes and all his limbs? A rookie.
What do you call a pirate with both eyes and all his limbs? A rookie.
Witz aus der Kategorie Pirate Jokes: Why’d the pirate join Gold’s Gym? To improve his booty
Why’d the pirate join Gold’s Gym? To improve his booty