Pirate Jokes

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What do pirates…

What do pirates wear when it gets really cold? Long Johns.

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What does the…

What does the pirate say when his leg gets stuck in the freezer? Shiver me timbers!

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How much did…

How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook? An arm and a leg.

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What do you…

What do you call a stupid pirate? The pillage idiot

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What’s a parrot’s…

What’s a parrot’s favourite game? Hide and speak!

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What does pirate…

What does pirate Santa say? Row row row!

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What’s a…

What’s a pirates favourite type of music? Rum & Bass!

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Where do pirates…

Where do pirates keep their valuables? In a jarrrrr

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Why are pirates…

Why are pirates so good at singing? Because they can hit the high C’s!

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What did the…

What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.

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What type of…

What type of haircut does a pirate get? A crew cut!

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What’s a…

What’s a pirates favourite fish dish? Pieces of skate!

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What does a…

What does a dyslexic pirate say? RRRRRRA!

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What’s a…

What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of food? BARRRR-B-Q!

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Why did two…

Why did two pirates get into an argument? Because they couldn’t see aye to aye!

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What’s a…

What’s a pirates favorite part of a song? The hook!

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Why is pirating…

Why is pirating so addictive? They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!

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Why do pirates…

Why do pirates bury their treasure 18 inches under the ground? Because booty is only shin deep

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Why did the…

Why did the pirate go on vacation? He needed a little arrrrg and arrrg

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Why was the…

Why was the pirate ship so cheap? It was on sail!

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What happened when…

What happened when Bluebeard fell overboard in the Red Sea? He got marooned.

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Where do pirates…

Where do pirates buy their hooks? The second hand store!

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What do you…

What do you call a pirate with both eyes and all his limbs? A rookie.

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Why does it…

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they can spend years at C.

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Why’d the…

Why’d the pirate join Gold’s Gym? To improve his booty

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