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How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook? An arm and a leg.

How do you turn a pirate furious? Take away the “p.”

What do you call a pirate with three eyes? Piiirate!

Where can you find a pirate who has lost his wooden legs? Right where ye left him.

What’s the name of the world’s most frugal pirate? Barry D. Treasure