What’s a pirate’s…

What’s a pirates favourite fish dish? Pieces of skate!

What do you call a pirate with both eyes and all his limbs? A rookie.

How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook? An arm and a leg.

What does the pirate say when his leg gets stuck in the freezer? Shiver me timbers!

What type of haircut does a pirate get? A crew cut!