Why do pirates…

What do you call a pirate who steals from the rich and gives to the poor? Robin Hook

How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook? An arm and a leg.

What's a pirate's favourite country? Arrr-gentina!

What’s a pirate’s worst enemy? Termites

What happened when Bluebeard fell overboard in the Red Sea? He got marooned.