What do you call a cat…

What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each...

What do you call someone who is working with a clock under his desk? Working Overtime.

What do you call leftover salad? The last romaines.

What do you call an acid with an attitude? A mean-o-acid!

What do you call a musical insect? A humbug!