Yo mama is so stupid when the…

Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

Yo momma's so fat, when she was floating in the ocean, Spain claimed her for the new world.

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe its not butter.

Yo mamma so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

Yo mama is so fat on Halloween she threw on a white sheet and went as Antarctica.