Yo mamma so stupid she tried to…

Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.

Yo mamma is so fat, black holes get sucked into her.

Yo momma's so fat, she wore a black bathing suit to the pool and everyone yelled "oil spill!"

Yo mama is so fat that when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.

Yo momma's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.