Yo momma’s so fat, she has more…

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone...

Yo mamma is so stupid, she stopped her car at a stop sign and she's still waiting for it to...

Yo mama is so ugly when the devil saw her, he started praying.

Yo momma's so fat, when she uses the keyboard she presses every key at once!

Yo Mama is so fat, when she pressed the UP button on the elevator it went DOWN.