Yo momma’s so stupid, she tried to…

Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said,...

Yo mama so fat the only reason she took algebra in high school was because she heard there was gonna...

Yo momma so stupid she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone...

Yo momma's so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.