What do you call a clown…

What do you call a 300-pound tight end? A wide receiver

What do you call it when one cow spies on another? A steak-out!

What do you call an accountant for the biology department? A buy-ologist.

What do you call a computer that sings? A-Dell!

What do you call a man with five pieces of wood on his head? I don't know, but Edward Woodwould...